Sex and the Seven

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

More Quotes Guaranteed to Brighten your Day

"I mean, there can only be one pretty girl. I'm sorry, bitch." -Spank-it to an unknown female who dared to challenge her level of attractiveness

"For real? Whitney Houston is in a rehab center by your house? You should sneak to her window and start singing 'Didn't we almost have it aallllll." -Yasantwa

"Damn! I'm glad I don't have to pay for a plane ticket to D.C." -make an educated guess on that one

"I'm a pretty girl, and pretty girls are never alone." -Gabrielle, Desperate Housewives

"Never let the fear of striking out get in your way." -Babe Ruth

"Well, if y'all are gonna break up, make sure you ride it one last time." -Baby K

"Marriage? As in, forever?" -in response to a question concerning her current boyfriend, the quote was accompanied by a dreadful look of horror. I will leave this person anonymous.

Ladies, as grown up as we try to be, I don't think we'll ever be 100% mature. Thank God! How else would we stay sane?