Sex and the Seven

Thursday, December 30, 2004

Tracy Morgan no you didn't!

So I am in the club (my second home) the other night and managed my way to the VIP. There sits Tracy Morgan from SNL, just as skinny as he wants to be (ok is it just me or does anyone remember when he was hella thick?) Anyway he was trying to get my attention all night and finally I look over at him and he does the hand and mouth motion like he is eating pussy. Way too much. Towards the end of the night he comes up to me and is like I have been admiring you all night and I usually don't say this to everyone, but I really want to eat your pussy. I was like number one you don't even know my name and number two no you didn't. Then the Mario song you should let me love you comes on and he gets on his knees and starts singing it to me. I WAS SO EMBARRASSED! Why is it always the crass, unatractive ones that do the most?!?!


Ok so I know I posted already today...but this is just one of those things that you can't let happen and not right it down. This is the conversation that I had with one of us just a few minutes ago
Them: Hey I'm listening, but I'm looking for the remote, cuz I'm watching porn and the way that they did that, well I just can't handle that.
Me: Uh ok, so anyway...
Them: Wait wait...have you ever been f**ked in your a**?
Me: Nope, that's where I draw the line.
Them: Not even with your husband?
Me: No because with a finger it is uncomfortable, I can't even imagine...
Them: Well this might be TMI, well then again what is TMI with me? But whenever I have been fingered in the a** I feel like I'm about to boo that weird?

All I have to say is that this stuff is classic...


Ok so it's been a couple days since I created this thing for my friends and these heffas have damn near all sent me an email in favor of it...but have any of them posted? Nooooooo! Time to email me but no time to post! DOM. NE way, Larkie did write something...but people people...we are the blogmasters (is that what you call it?), and therefore we POST things, NO COMMENTS...comments are for the people who read this thing. Alright so I was in the corner store in my neighborhood and this little boy comes up behind me and says "excuse me miss, can I talk to you?" So I turn around and say yes...of course he asks me for my phone number, clearly he would be that bold, what the hell was I thinking? I kept my chuckle inside and asked him how old he was, and clearly he was much younger than I am ;), so I replied that I was much too old for him, but appreciated the flattery. And do you know that this kid actually said "Well how old are you" and when I told him he said "I doubt that". WHAT??!?!!? Either I truly look like a 14 yr old or these little boys are out of control.

Tuesday, December 28, 2004

What's Up and Welcome

Hey everyone. This is a blog that I've created for my group of girlfriends to post the crazy daily happenings of our lives. We talk to each other every day and it never fails that something absolutely fabulous has happened on a regular basis. So tune in because we always say we should take this on the road, so I guess this is the first step. ENJOY!